Best $$$Tip$$$ EVER.

[Nomad74]

I see guys bragging about how they get $40 tips, $100 tips, and $200 tips. I say hooey to all that noise. That’s nothing.

My customers know me so well. There is no better tip than a slice of cheese cake. She even offered me a Dr. Pepper, but i’m watchig my weight so I respectfully declined.

 

[Doug Cox]

Yeah, I think any of those tips are better than a slice of cheesecake.

 

[Nomad74]

Yeah, I think any of those tips are better than a slice of cheesecake.

We can’t be friends.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Dr Pepper....its not cola or root beer...

 

[Fabpro]

Looks delicious. How was it?

 

[Dolly Llama]

i’m watchig my weight

increase??




lta

 

[Cleanworks]

I love those kind of tips. Money is nice but food is from the heart.

 

[steve_64]

I've received some good recipes along with treats that I still make for myself and others. I never really considered them tips but I guess they are.

 

[Cleanworks]

I've received some good recipes along with treats that I still make for myself and others. I never really considered them tips but I guess they are.

What? Like hash brownies?

 

[Nomad74]

Looks delicious. How was it?

I’m eating it now. Let me tell you, it’s awesome. This is a Costco cheesecake. I think I’ll be making a trip there to purchase a whole one.

 

[Zee]

I would almost never eat anything from a customer's house.
Probably for the same reason as I don't eat at restaurants where I've been to the back and seen their operations and kitchen. (unless it's a famous and immaculate kitchen)

I know I'm picky who I eat with and what...

 

[steve_64]

I would almost never eat anything from a customer's house.
Probably for the same reason as I don't eat at restaurants where I've been to the back and seen their operations and kitchen. (unless it's a famous and immaculate kitchen)

I know I'm picky who I eat with and what...

I am too. I've probably turned down as much as I've accepted.

 

[steve_64]

I would almost never eat anything from a customer's house.
Probably for the same reason as I don't eat at restaurants where I've been to the back and seen their operations and kitchen. (unless it's a famous and immaculate kitchen)

I know I'm picky who I eat with and what...

I am too. I've probably turned down as much as I've accepted.

 

[Cleanworks]

I always eat what they offer me. Makes them happy. Especially if it's some type of ethnic food.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I would almost never eat anything from a customer's house.
Probably for the same reason as I don't eat at restaurants where I've been to the back and seen their operations and kitchen. (unless it's a famous and immaculate kitchen)

I know I'm picky who I eat with and what...

How could it mess you up any more than you already are Zee? :-)

 

[Zee]

How could it mess you up any more than you already are Zee? :-)

Some foods could turn me into a Jimmy or Marty....

Annn dats messed up!

 

[hogjowl]

Had a customer give Brady and me some homemade cup cakes last week. Without saying anything to each other, we both tossed them when we got away from her view.

 

[Hack Attack]

I got given a 24 pack of cheap beer the same brand I used to drink when I was bout 18..

1st mouthful reminded me why I stopped drinking it paid it forward

 

[Nomad74]

I would almost never eat anything from a customer's house.
Probably for the same reason as I don't eat at restaurants where I've been to the back and seen their operations and kitchen. (unless it's a famous and immaculate kitchen)

I know I'm picky who I eat with and what...

I’m the same way. But I know this lady and saw it come out of the box

 

[Nomad74]

I had one pig customer offer me an enchalda. He was so proud of it. I told him I didn’t want it but he practically forced it through my window as I was backing out. I ended up throwing it at homeless people on the side of the road.

Just kidding about the homeless people part, but I did throw it out.

I’ve been cleaning places and seen cats on the counter spraying the cooking utensils. I will never forget that.

 

[dealtimeman]

I would almost never eat anything from a customer's house.
Probably for the same reason as I don't eat at restaurants where I've been to the back and seen their operations and kitchen. (unless it's a famous and immaculate kitchen)

I know I'm picky who I eat with and what...

I have eaten with you a couple of times and never noticed you were too particular.

 

[Mike Draper]

I thought you bought a saphire a couple years ago? Why the new one? Ignore this.... ive been drinking.

 

[dealtimeman]

?????

 

[Desk Jockey]

I had one pig customer offer me an enchalda. He was so proud of it. I told him I didn’t want it but he practically forced it through my window as I was backing out. I ended up throwing it homeless people on the side of the road.

Just kidding about the homeless people part, but I did throw it out.

I’ve been cleaning places and seen cats on the counter spraying the cooking utensils. I will never forget that.

 

[jcooper]

I’ve been cleaning places and seen cats on the counter spraying the cooking utensils. I will never forget that.

Unfortunately, now I never will also!

Wtf? I'm sorry, love me some animals, but pissing on my fork is NOT allowed...

 

[steve_64]

Had a customer give Brady and me some homemade cup cakes last week. Without saying anything to each other, we both tossed them when we got away from her view.

Saw the kitchen huh.

 

[bob vawter]

i had this custy once that had coke bottles for glasses...
she was rolling out cookie dough on the counter top
i looked closer....the whole counter top
was moving........
i looked closer.....solidly covered wit small red ants....solid!

umm no thanks!

 

[Zee]

I have eaten with you a couple of times and never noticed you were too particular.

I'm also a good actor...

Not too particular but if I didn't stand up and walked away from the table you should feel honored

 

[dealtimeman]

Then I am honored sir!

 

[Cleanworks]

i had this custy once that had coke bottles for glasses...
she was rolling out cookie dough on the counter top
i looked closer....the whole counter top
was moving........
i looked closer.....solidly covered wit small red ants....solid!

umm no thanks!

Little bit of protein, what's wrong with that?